(via meezardra)

“No you cantankerous, whimsical, thieving tart I care for him far more than you could ever imagine with your pretty blue eyes and working vagina. HEISMINEYOUTOOKHIMAWAYFROMMEIWILLHAVEMYREVENGE. omgawsh watson plz be alright i love you fo shos, like. i can’t imagine a life without you *sob**sob*”

That is what should have happened. HOTSON TILL DEATH.

wandporn:

lisztomania:

evilcomma:

Let me tell you something about Sherlock Holmes. We were best friends when I lived at 221B Baker Street. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even…Whatever. So then in 1891, I started going out with this governess, Mary Morstan, who was totally gorgeous, and Holmes was like, weirdly jealous of her. Like, if I would blow him off to hang out with Mary, he’d be like “Why didn’t you send me a telegram back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my Diogenes Club party, which was an all-gentlemen gathering, I was like “Holmes, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re gay.” I mean, I couldn’t have a homosexual at my party. There were gonna be men smoking their pipes in their dressing robes. I mean, right? He was a HOMOSEXUAL. So then his police friend Lestrade rung up my wife and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then he dropped off a cliff at the Reichenbach Falls because no one would talk to him, and he came back from the “dead,” all of his hair was cut off and he was totally weird, and now I guess he’s on CRACK.

AHAHAHAHAHHA omgggg so funny <3 <3

reapersun:

“it’s just for an experiment i’m just showing you see”

“uh okay… so why are you holding it over-“

“it’s definitely not because i’m hoping we’ll kiss or anything”

BUT THEN

there’s kissing anyway

strawberrybubblewrap: It would be amazing if you could draw some sort of Christmas fuzz for Sherlock and John. Kissing under the mistletoe, maybe?

ladydoctor: John and Sherlock’s Christmas at 221b, of course. Bonus cookies if mistletoe.

starwarscastlegeek: Could you draw some Sherlock / John Christmas fluff?

arsvivendi: Sherlock and John at Christmastime?

tpuppets: Please draw something cozy and Christmassy.

At first I reacted how any normal person would when they see a picture of two people they find sexually attractive about to get it on:

Then I inspected it with more care and read the captions:

Then… things got a little bit… freaky:

Until I thought of the ending to ‘The Great Game’:

But then I remembered the new series is coming out soon:

I repeat.

SOON 

thatartyholmesian:

I would apologise but I can assure you I’m not sorry.

(Source: thatartybro)

albuspercivalwulfric:

inspector-lestrudel:

river-song-bamf:

moraniarty:

nola-ola-oxen-free:

cumberqueen:

mishawinsexster:

#how fandoms ruin hipster posts

atlinmerrick:

The address will always be 221B. And the goosebumps? They’ll always scatter up my arms when I read it. God I love these characters, this drawing, and this fandom.

lemon-wedges:

The address is 221B Baker Street